Americans are marching for “No Kings Day” today, a protest against authoritarianism in all its forms. They’ve got good reason to be angry. Canadians, too, are holding protests across our land as well, in support of our American friends and neighbours.

But I have to say — it’s all a little bit awkward because, well, we do have a King, and he’s our head of state. His name’s Charles . You might’ve seen him on the money. (Or, depending on how quickly the Bank of Canada updates things, maybe you haven’t.)

To be honest, we rather like him because he’s quiet and stays out of our business. He lives across the ocean, doesn’t tweet at 3:00 a.m., doesn’t tell us to inject bleach, and doesn’t call journalists “enemies of the people.” 

In fact, our king doesn’t do anything. He’s like the wallpaper of our democracy. Decorative, familiar, but if he disappeared tomorrow, we’d all just go, “Huh.”

I shouldn’t say he does literally nothing. He waves, plants trees, and occasionally mumbles something awkward about architecture. He’s more a mascot here than anything. Nice guy, as far as I can tell, but we barely notice him. 

King Charles III doesn’t make our laws. He doesn’t veto bills. He technically has to give royal assent before it becomes law, but that’s a rubber stamp. Technically, the King’s representative — the Governor General — could withhold royal assent, but by convention that just doesn’t happen. Not in modern Canadian history, anyway.

He, through the GG, can prorogue Parliament, which stops it in its tracks, but that’s only happened at the request of the sitting government. The ruling monarch has never refused that request, even when a lot of us wished they had. 

Frankly, the only reason we keep him around is because Canadians like their ceremony. We like fancy hats, shiny medals, and old ladies who can curtsy without toppling over. The monarchy in Canada is basically our version of lawn bowling — it’s old, slow, no one’s sure why it’s still happening, but it gives the neighbours something to talk about.

All jokes aside, Americans worry they’ve elected a king, and I get it. A dictator, without a doubt.

But to some of us here in Canada, it looks a bit different.

Americans didn’t overthrow the monarchy, they monetized it. They built billionaires who bought the public square, are now selling it back to them in pieces.

The history books might need a correction: America didn’t abolish kings, it privatized them.

Luckily, American history is written by the same hands that push back. So keep marching. Keep shouting. You’ve still got friends across the border who believe in you — and in what’s right.

And we’ll be right here, keeping the lights on, waiting for you to find your way home.

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THE WEEK THAT WAS
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  • No visa? No problem: Canadian passport holders now have more visa-free travel options than Americans, with a new report ranking Canada in 9th place for the number of countries citizens can visit without a visa, while the U.S. ranks 12th.

  • Make Board Games Great Again: A group of London, Ont., teens have created a board game called American Dictator, which pokes fun at Trump's antics since he began his second term in office.

  • Canadian Tire will begin selling the iconic Hudson's Bay point blankets and will continue HBC’s commitment to donate net proceeds to Indigenous-led initiatives supporting truth and reconciliation.

  • Montreal's Hôtel Place d’Armes has been named one of the best hotels in the world, seeing a 35%  jump in searches on Hotels.com in 2025.

  • Twelve-year-old Halifax chess prodigy Michelle Zhang took on world No. 2 chess player, Hikaru Nakamura, at a P.E.I. tournament, holding her own against the seasoned pro despite the 25-year age gap.

Wild Things 🦫

  • Birds of prey or just really committed lunch delivery?: A Saskatchewan woman got a surprise from the sky when a bird dropped a fish that smashed her windshield. 

  • Bleu, a lost parrot from Torquay, Sask., was found 500 kilometres away in the City of Prince Albert after escaping through an open garage door and going on a month-long adventure.

  • Scientists have tagged 16 great white sharks off Nova Scotia and are now waiting to see what the data reveals about their migration and habitats in Atlantic Canada.

  • North America’s first Hot Pot for Pets restaurant in Metro Vancouver is shutting down just two months after its grand opening. 

  • A lone sandhill crane has taken up residence in Regina’s Wascana Park, drawing birdwatchers and concern from wildlife groups. The crane is being monitored by volunteers until it can be safely captured and cared for.

Trade War: Canada vs U.S. 🥊

  • Indigenous business owners and tourism groups across Ontario say they've noticed a rise in interest from Canadians looking to support Indigenous-owned businesses amid U.S. tariffs.

  • Still helping American jets fly: The F-35 may be branded as an American fighter jet, but Canada plays a major role in its production. From Winnipeg to Lunenburg, Canadian-made parts and materials are essential to building the $27.7-billion fleet.

  • A new poll finds that two-thirds of Canadians say a new U.S. trade deal is crucial for protecting jobs and economic growth. 

  • Stellantis is shifting Jeep production out of Brampton, Ont., to the U.S., a move union leaders say is sacrificing Canadian jobs “on the Trump altar.”

    • Prime Minister Mark Carney says Stellantis is looking at finding a new model to fill the idled Brampton plant, but the decision will hinge on a renewed U.S. trade deal and isn’t expected soon.

Science! 🔬

  • Shroom powered thrones: UBC has unveiled the world’s first mushroom-powered, waterless toilet with no smell. Using the root system of mushrooms, the MycoToilet absorbs odours while turning human waste into 2,000+ litres of fertilizer and soil a year, offering a sustainable solution for parks, remote communities, and areas without plumbing.

  • A new study found quitting smoking at any age can slow cognitive decline, with former smokers showing slower drops in memory and thinking skills compared with those who continue to smoke.

  • Scientists have uncovered one of the world’s oldest dinosaurs, Huayracursor Jaguensis, a small long-necked reptile that lived 230 to 225 million years ago.

Sports & Entertainment

  • The shire hits the West Coast: The LOTR hobbits are coming to Vancouver, with Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, and Dominic Monaghan reuniting for Fan Expo from February 14 to 16 at the Vancouver Convention Centre.

  • Justin Bieber spent his Thanksgiving weekend in Alberta, sharing Instagram pics of himself and wife Hailey at Lake Louise, including a wild lynx sighting.

  • POV: your team’s still in the playoffs, but you’re already job hunting. As the Jays fight for the pennant, assistant GM James Click has reportedly interviewed for the Colorado Rockies’ vacant GM role.

  • #holyfreakingairball: The identity of the jacked Jays fan has finally been revealed. After days of social media sleuthing, the Hulk-sized spectator was identified as Toronto personal trainer Dean Angelo.

Across Canada 📍

  • When your genealogy app gets REALLY complicated: Quebec is considering a sperm donor registry and donation limits after an investigation found three men from the same family fathered hundreds of children.

  • Alberta students and doctors are calling on the federal government to ban flavoured e-cigarettes and nicotine pouches, aiming to make vaping less appealing to young people ahead of a federal-provincial health ministers’ meeting in Calgary.

  • “Sir, this is a Home Depot”: Ontario Premier Doug Ford says that he helped stop an alleged shoplifter at a Home Depot by chasing the culprit in his pickup and threatening to “kick his a– all over the parking lot” if the stolen goods weren’t returned.

  • Nova Scotia residents can no longer file complaints about municipal politicians. Complaints can now only be made by other council members, a change the head of the municipal federation calls a “pause” while critics warn it is “dangerously undemocratic.”

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